These 64 Kid-Friendly “Dad Jokes” Will Make Your Grandkids Laugh Out Loud

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Who says only dads get to tell the silly jokes? 😛

With these 60+ kid-friendly jokes, you, Grandma, can get the grandkids giggling just like a good old-fashioned “dad joke” does! There’s nothing sweeter than hearing your grandchild burst into laughter. These jokes are simple, a little goofy, and full of surprises—you’ll all be laughing before you even finish the punchline!

Let’s dive in and share some smiles together. 💛

Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they’d crack each other up!

Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!

What did one wall say to the other wall?
I’ll meet you at the corner!

Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!

Why did the math book look so sad?
Because it had too many problems!

How does a train eat?
It goes chew chew!

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!

Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!

How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it!

What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta!

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house?
The living room.

Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!

Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs!

What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
A satisfactory!

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
Because it was two-tired!

How do you organize a space party?
You planet!

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A thesaurus!

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!

Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems.

What did one plate say to the other?
Lunch is on me!

What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!

Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!

Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out!

What did the big flower say to the little flower?
Hey, bud!

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!

Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing!

How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!

What do you call a bear with no socks?
Barefoot!

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it felt crummy!

What did zero say to eight?
Nice belt!

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
To reach the high notes!

How do you catch a whole school of fish?
With bookworms!

What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!

Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies!

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it go!

What did one snowman say to the other?
Do you smell carrots?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?
To talk to the other side!

What’s brown and sticky?
A stick!

Why did the computer go to therapy?
It had too many bytes!

How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
You’d think it’s R, but it’s the C!

Why do bananas never feel lonely?
Because they hang out in bunches!

What do you call a dog that can do magic?
A Labracadabrador!

What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts!

Why are elevator jokes so good?
They work on many levels!

What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
It let out a little wine!

Why did the pencil cross the road?
To draw the other side!

Why did the frog take the bus to work?
Because his car got toad!

What do clouds wear under their clothes?
Thunderwear!

Why can’t you trust stairs?
They’re always up to something!

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore!

What lights up a soccer stadium?
A soccer match!

Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It wasn’t peeling well!

What happens when you tell a joke while eating cereal?
You might crack up and spill the milk!

What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells!

Why was the broom late?
It swept in!

Why don’t crabs give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish!

How do cows stay up to date?
They read the moos-paper!

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
Sneakers!

Why did the fish get bad grades?
Because it was below sea level!

Why was the belt arrested?
For holding up a pair of pants!

What did the dad joke say to the kid joke?
You’ll understand me when you’re older!

As a grandma, I just love these silly “dad jokes!” They’re funny, easy to understand, and perfect for sharing with my grandkids. We always end up laughing together, and those giggles turn into special memories I’ll never forget. These jokes are sweet, clean, and full of good old-fashioned fun.

I’m always looking for more cheerful little jokes like these to keep the smiles coming.

Watch out, Dad—Grandma’s got the jokes now! 🙂

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